another moral hangover. fuck.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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