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you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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