I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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