How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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