what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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