Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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