haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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