fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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