Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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