I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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