We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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