i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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