Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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