my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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