We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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