it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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