You smell like a Billy Joel song
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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