I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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