what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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