sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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