just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
