I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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