I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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