new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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