I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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