I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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