some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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