I want you more than these girls want KFC
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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