how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my being single is dangerous.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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