Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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