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i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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