Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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