I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Your dad touched me again.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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