best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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