i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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