do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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