i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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