Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize