don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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