why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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