drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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