some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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