Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.

(310): View more from California

Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people

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(407): View more from Florida

It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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(520): View more from Arizona

I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

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(573): View more from Missouri

Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.

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(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

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(862): View more from New Jersey

She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone

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(925): View more from California

He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"

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