We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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