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are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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