david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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