Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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