first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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