Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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