were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We don't watch enough power rangers
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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