brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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