Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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