i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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